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  • saving107
    Apr 14, 01:27 PM
    I've just downloaded the update on my iPhone and iPad and i noticed that on the iPad (not iPhone) in the General Setings now there is now a multitouch gestures button to enable this function. It suports 4 fingers up to show the app switcher, 4 fingers to the sides to switch apps and 5 fingers to the centre to go to the home screen.

    It works great!

    Did you have these Gestures enabled before?





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  • Am3822
    Oct 24, 07:55 AM
    I've had a look in their 'seven times faster' stuff -- what's the point of comparing a CD 2.16 to C2D 2.33? Apart from that, assuming that it wouldn't spit flames through the vents or sound like a Harrier at take off, I intend to buy one.





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  • OrganMusic
    Apr 11, 10:22 PM
    +1 for TB "Target disk mode"! I am happy they kept FW800 on the newest MBPs though.

    Anyone think TB will be eventually used for connecting things like cameras as well?





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  • Legion93
    Apr 14, 04:48 AM
    If there were so many problems with the white iPhone 4, how come Stephen Fry has had one (and used it) from the beginning?
    :rolleyes:

    Lol Stephen Fry... He's a techno geek, I've seen him queue up on iPad's day of launch, he's also the most educated and formal man I've ever come across.





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  • unobtainium
    Apr 15, 02:54 PM
    I can't wait for Lion. Like a lot of people, I was first brought into the Apple world by iPhone/iOS, so bringing successful elements of iOS over to the Mac sounds like a great idea to me.

    iCal doesn't even look that bad, IMO (not the most "professional" look, maybe). I'm really curious to see whether Apple will change it given the bad feedback it seems to be receiving (here, at least).





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  • MacSA
    Jul 25, 08:34 AM
    http://www.macworld.co.uk/news/index.cfm?home&NewsID=15344

    �49 in the UK LOL............. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    $49 for a mouse lol





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  • Mord
    Apr 27, 01:10 AM
    Relax dude, your safe. You said that you used the mens room. What's wrong, did I actually guess your bra size?

    :rolleyes:

    And I'm not? Cut the bullying crap, you obviously have some kind of personal issue with any kind of gender-bending.

    It's not your bathroom. You don't own it, you don't have any real say in who gets to use it. Just like you don't own your daughter and don't have the right to beat anyone up on her behalf for any perceived slight. If I ever hypothetically made another woman genuinely uncomfortable in a restroom, chances are I'd remove myself from the situation at least until she had left, that's a concession I'd make to *her*, not you. The discussion came up at my university a while back and the most telling thing was that the only people who took issue with trans people using appropriate loos were men, I wonder why that is.


    Do you really actually think that's why we do it just to perv on women in the restroom? Do you have any idea what we go through to be who we are?

    Why are you scared by us? Why do we make you uneasy in yourself enough that you lash out with lame insults, make threats and refuse to acknowledge this girl's gender? I've got news for you, we walk among you, you don't often see us, but we do and we've been progressively gaining more and more rights. There's no place for attitudes like yours in the world today, as you can see your views are not popular in this thread and it's not because everyone who disagrees with you is trans themselves.





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  • maccompaq
    Feb 1, 09:45 AM
    iPhone4 charger for my car.





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  • akm3
    May 4, 12:51 AM
    I would guess part of the reason is the "White" Iphone was just released and they are hoping they can unload them all.

    All I can say the new one better have a 4" screen, 8Meg Camera, More memory, IOS 5 and a faster processor. What else did I miss :)

    Edit: added 4G to wish list

    This is almost the standard specification for most Android phones any more so I don't think I'm asking for too much.

    Backwards, they knew they were going to delay iPhone 5 so they saved white iPhone 4 so they'd have SOMETHING to release between 4 and 5.





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  • madoka
    Apr 24, 03:03 PM
    That's pretty much exactly what you're doing.

    Oh please, get off your PC high horse for a second and come back to reality. Yeah, no one should get beat up and bullied. I'd also love for the world to be filled with rainbows and unicorns all the time too. However, if I walk around drunk in a bad part of town flashing a suitcase full of cash, well I shouldn't be shocked that I get robbed. I know people don't like to take personal responsibility for their actions these days and everyone's ready to sue someone else because nothing is ever their fault. But most reasonable people should realize that being drunk in the ghetto as a transgendered guy isn't the brightest idea.





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  • wordoflife
    Apr 24, 03:32 PM
    You can't even see it. LOL

    Oh wow! Fail.





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  • kalsta
    May 3, 08:22 AM
    To work well it needs to contain all your apps and system files. For most people this means at least 100GB these days. Shockingly when I got my MBP in 2008 I thought a 200 GB drive would do it all for me. That really didn't last long at all.

    Out of the factory, all the system files and bundled apps take up about 20GB. I can't imagine many people then install an addition 80GB worth of apps. If you're using up that sort of space, I'm guessing you're storing a fair bit of video.

    My own personal setup is 128 GB SSD for current work. Old stuff gets archived to an external 2TB HD. It works for me.





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  • mikemac11
    Apr 15, 01:46 PM
    Looks like mostly bug fixes. Only thing new I have found is the result of putting a window out of focus.

    iCal is still same design too.





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  • Astro7x
    May 3, 08:08 AM
    Does this model support Jumbo Frames for a change? Why did Apple have to take that feature out, we could go for some cheap iMac Workstations for video editing!





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  • hansiedejong
    Jan 30, 04:01 AM
    How much did you pay for the tickets?

    Like 300 euros. My father is frequent flyer and has very much Flying Blue points so we only pay the tax....:D

    What is the nicest Apple Store in Cali?





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  • firewood
    Apr 18, 12:29 AM
    So for .17 GHz upgrade we are sacrificing around 30% graphic power?

    The i5 can retire more instructions per clock cycle, and so could actually run real software faster at even a lower GHz clock speed than a C2D.





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  • DaBlackMamba
    Mar 15, 10:38 AM
    Mission Viejo has none left. They had around 25 total but only Verizon and some wifi.





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  • MacRumors
    Jun 6, 01:19 AM
    http://www.macrumors.com/images/macrumorsthreadlogo.gif (http://www.macrumors.com/2010/06/06/eleven-year-old-accidentally-downloads-1000-app/)

    http://images.macrumors.com/article/2010/06/06/020527-BarMax.jpg

    An eleven-year-old boy in Northern California accidentally downloaded (http://www.necn.com/06/05/10/Boy-accidentally-downloads-99900-Smart-p/landing.html?blockID=247714) the $999.99 BarMax bar exam preparation application (iTunes link (http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/barmax-ca/id345722008?mt=8)) using an iPod touch. He didn't mean to make the purchase and was surprised when it started to download the 1GB app. His mother was equally shocked, especially after she learned the price and that her son had not been prompted for an iTunes password.

    They paused the download and went to an Apple store but were told that the store couldn't help. However, the boy's mother then emailed Apple and received a return phone call telling her that they would receive a full refund.

    Article Link: Eleven-year-old Accidentally Downloads $1000 App (http://www.macrumors.com/2010/06/06/eleven-year-old-accidentally-downloads-1000-app/)





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  • syhr
    Apr 15, 02:48 AM
    I echo the people who aren't happy with the size of these updates. Some of us can't get very decent internet where we live and it ties up our connection for an hour or more trying to update. Fingers crossed this changes with IOS 5 :)





    steve knight
    Apr 18, 01:22 PM
    Dialup? Download took a few minutes for me. 4.27 for Verizon.

    nope not a clue why it took about 3 hours total. wife and I were both getting it and it was slow for both of us. you would think the crunch was done by yesterday.





    tomokun
    Jul 24, 04:40 PM
    I dont think I could ever go to a Mighty mouse, however i always thought that it should have been bluetooth. I have a bluetooth apple mouse (that came with my iMac) and my Logitech MX1000. The logitech is much more comfortable, i cant stand using the small apple mouse for long periods of time.

    I could see this as better than mightymouse, however its nothing to make me want to buy one. The logitech is better.





    doctor-don
    Apr 24, 09:19 PM
    True, long term it is a good plan. Though it looks like since the announcement that new phones becoming available on t-mobile have 850/1900 as well as 1700. Looks like it part of their plan to get devices out to t-mobile users that can work on both networks to be ready for this type of change.

    Anyway, regardless of the buy out or not, once exclusivity ended it was only a matter of time before Apple added more bands to the iPhone. The qualcomm chip they use now supports all these bands anyway.

    myTouch 4G has Band (frequency):850 MHz;900 MHz;1800 MHz;1900 MHz;UMTS: Band IV (1700/2100)





    gnasher729
    Apr 29, 02:55 PM
    Apple pays 70% straight to the record companies, which would be $0.90. If Amazon pays the same, then they have $0.21 loss before they even start. Or Amazon gets different prices than Apple, which would need some explaining.





    Chundles
    Oct 24, 08:38 AM
    What about MACBOOKS?!

    Hmmm.... let's see. Release two products and get ~1 week worth of press OR release 1 product followed 1 week later by another product and get 2 weeks of press.

    And don't be that annoying "Make everything huge" guy.