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  • OhEsTen
    Jul 28, 12:13 PM
    Had Apple licensed FP a year ago like a lot of people were begging... they probably would have had to license it to MS. MS then could - nay.....would have used it to try to beat them with this cheesie spin-off....

    Apple's dominance in the mp3 player market is legal - everytime someone declares an "iPod-Killer" Apple steps up to the plate... they don't try to keep these companies from competing with them.

    MS on the other hand is already announcing how they intend to "win" the mp3 player battle....by operating at a loss for a few years - that is not leagal and yes someone at the DOJ is dead asleep.

    Apple is stale right now - so this new competitor is good - they need to step up and blow away their current line of iPods with a completely new device. Remember, thats what they did with the iPod mini. EVERYONE was copying the mini, then when all these companies had their mini look-alikes Apple totally changes it. Apple is waiting now for MS to actually release this thing, then watch - they will totally blow away the iPod with a new design...

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  • jessica.
    Feb 1, 08:03 AM
    What a team player.

    300 people sitting on their hands, while he 'plays'.

    Charming.

    Oddly, I agree with you.

    I'm not sure I'd see this guy as my idol, not even a little.

    Sure, maybe one night where you just get some sort of pass but do you really watch a dirty bitch with **** up your nose and a car you're too wasted to drive?





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  • Jason Beck
    Apr 6, 11:57 PM
    Chip, captain of the Far Tortuga. George Town, Grand Cayman Island. Our sail on his 43 ft x 20 ft. catamaran, "Far Tortuga," and swimming with the stingrays, was the highlight of our week-long Western Caribbean cruise. http://stingraysailing.com/

    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5101/5596261369_be596b470c_z.jpg
    Nikon D3100 w/ Tamron AF 18-270mm f/3.5-6.3
    ISO 110, 60mm, .33 ev, f/5, 1/200.
    Shutter priority. Hand held. Built-in flash. Polarizing filter.

    Thats some good exposure and framing. Also really good for a built-in flash too. How is that lens? Do they have a Canon version? That'd have some long reach on my Canon crop. Looks like it takes good pictures too!





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  • Popeye206
    May 3, 11:37 PM
    Since the iPhone 4 is a strong hardware device and now that we have the iPad 2 out, I think most of the focus for the short term has been on Lion and iOS 5. iOS 5 could bring some really great features to the existing hardware and buy Apple the time to make the next hardware change more significant.

    We will see... but in the long run, it should be good.





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  • zync
    Aug 1, 12:28 PM
    Actually, you know what I missed out?
    SpotLight! .... :rolleyes:

    Don't have any use for Expose, but I use Spotlight quite a bit.



    Panther was fine for me; if I'd stuck with that version, then I probably would have been OK.



    That's a neat trick, but it's still a crash. ... :)



    OSX was my problem, which I did find surprising.

    I think we're just polar opposites. I've been fine with all versions of OS X. I use Expos� all the time but I may have used Spotlight like 5 times. Of course if we had Tiger at work I'd probably use it a lot more!





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  • spicyapple
    Dec 1, 02:55 PM
    For the 5 years or so of owning a Mac, I have not come across any breach of security by attacks from viruses from the Internet. Some safe guards to use firewall with a router, limiting ports, and so forth are pretty basic. I've had good luck using a very strong password with a combination of alphanumeric characters and underscores. Although one time, I connected onto an outside network and when I went to browse inside my secret porn folder, I found a pic that wasn't mine. Someone must've copied it into my hidden folder and labeled it myfav.jpg. Very odd, but that was the only time its ever happened.

    Most of these Mac attacks seem to be more predominant with social engineering hacks and user error, than comprised code.





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  • Wontu
    Apr 15, 06:53 AM
    Does anyone have any id�a how come it took such a long time? Isn't the only difference the color of the plastic? oO
    Glass, actually.





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  • Corey Grandy
    Sep 13, 09:43 AM
    D'awww. What kind? Looks like our 100+ pound Great Pyrenees did when she was a puppy...she's slightly larger now :p

    He's a Toy Eskimo :)
    I love the little guy.
    He'll grow to be about a foot off the ground and 12 lbs., if he's "Lucky"





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  • gugy
    Apr 13, 03:17 PM
    Apple Television

    seriously doubt it.

    Too big, too expensive, too many costs associate with transport/housing/shipping.
    Saturate market with great quality products, fierce competition and very low profit margins.

    In another words something Apple basically want to avoid.





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  • iJohnHenry
    Apr 23, 03:30 PM
    Where the McDonald's staff doing the right thing, where they obeying McDonald's policy?

    Almost certainly. McDonald's has an aversion to being sued. Remember last time?

    Should they be fired?

    Of course not. They aren't the local constabulary.





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  • louis Fashion
    May 4, 11:04 AM
    Disappointing, but expected. This actually brings up more questions than answers though:

    1) Is this a permanent move to a Fall Release of the iPhone?

    2) When, if ever, are they going to unite the CDMA and GSM iPhone releases (possibly in iPhone 5 with "World Chip")?

    3) Does this affect the timing of iOS's release, which has traditionally been released with the new iPhone and has been centered around the iPhone's hardware?

    4) The iPod touch has traditionally been released months after the iPhone. If the iPhone is released around Sept, will they release the iPod touch along with it?

    .

    Exactly. Good questions: I would love to get a CDMA.GSM world phone. I guess it will have to be a Blackberry.





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  • YoNeX
    Nov 5, 04:39 PM
    They want screenshots and numbers, but since the EULA says we cannot disclose numbers, not much left but screenshots. Oh and for the record, I was not able to get my XP to install properly. Tried about 3x. As for my choice, Parallels for stability, but VMware for the multi-core support. I'll leave it at that.





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  • Troll
    Apr 27, 04:12 PM
    Tuesday was yesterday. QUICK! Create a new thread saying that the new iMacs will be here NEXT TUESDAY!





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  • Ajones330
    Apr 13, 09:51 PM
    "F" it I want one... Sell this iPhone 4 32g and buy one out right pay difference. Saving my upgrade for iPhone 5:cool:





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  • johndallas999
    May 4, 09:35 AM
    pfft, this should not be front page news, hell not even second page... just a bunch of hearsay from a CR that knows nothing about it and speculates BS.

    No kidding! You'd think this whole site was just based on "rumors". Jeeze!





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  • drnen
    Sep 30, 09:14 AM
    i just forwarded this link to att in the long string of customer service emails ive had with them over the last 3 months when they started screwing up my bill. Ive consistently been getting charged for extra text messages that simply do not exist in my phone history.. the other day i got a text message from 24 hours previous. Its awful. And that isnt even beginning to get into their coverage issues. I was in a bar in the east village last weekend and had 2 bars edge.. so did my friend with a 1st gen iphone. I am going to sprint next month because of all this and plan on arguing my early termination fee to the death.





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  • RoelJuun
    Apr 15, 07:07 PM
    Although I find the slider buttons pretty, I think these are just a step to touch-interface. It makes sense when you have to actually slide the button (with your fingers). But when using a mouse/trackpad, it is more logical to point at the option you want and the selection will slide to the requested option.
    I think this will return when touch-based interface will make its entry.





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  • SkyeHack
    Jan 31, 05:08 AM
    Is that an antec 900 under the desk?

    Good eye, sir. That is correct. :)





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  • DeathChill
    Apr 23, 12:21 PM
    I don't think that enjoying the products is a bad thing at all. I think I provide a good analogy. I never head a non investing bragging about how much money the electric company makes or how happy they were that their health insurance company had a record year. I just find it strange.

    Those are companies people don't get attached to. Apple and other tech companies are a much more personal choice, generally. It probably also helps because those people are excited that Apple is making more money, allowing them to deliver more new and innovative products then would be possible with lower cash flow.

    EDIT: Also, it's not a good analogy. You are comparing two completely different types of companies and asking why people don't care about them on the same level.

    Think of it this way: why do people care so much about their favorite hockey team winning? Can't they just be happy that they're playing? Of course not, the goal is to win.





    cmaier
    Apr 21, 11:31 PM
    Record-breaking quarters and the position as the trend-setter in consumer tech.

    These legal skirmishes haven't and won't result in any major untoward changes to Apple products. We all know this already.

    I'm not disagreeing. I'm just disputing the idea that somehow the U.S. courts are biased towards Apple. Apple's court results don't indicate that.





    Evangelion
    Jul 12, 01:29 AM
    wireless (Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, Wi-Max whatever)? I used to think that this was a cool thing to have in an iPod. an iPod with internet radio capability sounds like a really cool idea. I'm lukewarm about now.

    I'm not. What would I like to see from Apple? What would my ideal iPod be like? Let's explore the possibilities.

    Bluetooth-headphones. This would kick ass. No more wires that get tangled up. And it CAN be done!

    Large touch-screen. No separate controls, the controls would be right in the display (like in the image that was linked before in this thread).

    And before you say "but there would be fingerprints on the screen! And it wouldn't provide any tactile feedback!". Ah, but how about that "no-touch" controls that have been rumored? I have no idea that is it really possible, but what if? You could simply hover you finger 1cm from the screen and use the controls. No fingerprints. As to the tactile feedback.... Tactile feedback is used that you know where the controls are without actually looking at the screen. "No-touch" UI does not have this, because you aren't actually touching anything. So how do we make this work? Well, what if you could just put your finger close to the screen ANYWHERE on the screen. If you do circlular motion (like in current iPod) the device would scroll, adjust volume, and do the other things you can do on the current iPod. If you move your finger straigh up, it would be equivaltnof clicking "menu". Straight down would be play/pause and so forth.

    As to WLAN and the like.... What if the new iPod could be tied to iChat? You could VOIP to/from the iPod. just turn on the wireless, and browse to the "buddy list" menu on your iPod, and you are all set. Hell, the iPod could have a camera as well! if they can put video-cameras on phones, is there any reason why iPod couldn't have one?

    if we assume that the "no-touch" UI is possible, then nothing I have listed is impossible. iPod with those specs would be YEARS ahead of any other device on the market! It would absolutely embarrass all the other devices.





    davmcn
    Apr 13, 10:42 PM
    I'm down to buy this, I've wanted a white one since the beginning, and don't really care about a iphone 5.





    ThePowerOfTheMac
    Sep 17, 10:54 AM
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    iJohnHenry
    Feb 28, 06:51 PM
    Not sure if the crew gets anything above union wage.

    You mean like eating and shelter?

    The man is a megalomaniacal prick.

    Too smart for his own good.